Monday, October 25, 2010

Worst Trick-or-Treat items to receive (2010 edition)

1 - Necco wafers

2 - Bible tracts denouncing Halloween as Satanic (just turn off your porch light and don't participate, folks; it's 2010, not 1310, after all)

3 - Good and Plenty

4 - Home-baked cookies (it's 2010; there's no way parents will let their kids eat these unless they know the baker personally)

5 - Pixie stix (they're good, but they're useless when wet)

6 - Those little wax bottles with weird juice in the middle

7 - Bit-o-Honey

8 - Oh Henry!

9 - Bite-sized candy bars (is it too much to expect the real thing?)

10 - Fruit of any kind (come on...what kid wants fruit when there's so much candy around?)

11 - Circus peanuts

12 - Raisins

13 - Anything coconut

14 - Mallo Cups

15 - Zagnut

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